Chakudi:
Finally, now let me tell you what will happen. That letter will go to wrong
hands-maybe her parents and then they will ask the girl to forget him and they
will fix her marriage with villain’s dumb and stupid son, lock her in a room.
Hero will come on horse, fight for her with villain. Parents will realize that
he is a real hero and happy ending…
Chakli:
Oh please, this is not your masala action movie.
Chakudi:
Ok, so maybe this letter will go to that other supporting heroine who loves him, she will
dream that he also loves her and write him back with acceptance. Hero will
dream that actual heroine loves him. There will be a song for their
misunderstanding dreams and at the end the supporting heroine will give 'kurbani'(sacrifice) of her love and again
happy ending…
Chakli:
Nothing like this will happen. Stop predicting common stories.
Chakudi:
I am telling you, only this will happen. And if my words come true, will never
ever watch your movies.
Lali:
Chakudi popat, see that letter finally went to actual heroine only. And now she
is shying. Here comes a song…
Chashmish:
Pls fast fwd this song at least…I can’t bear this much slow movie. Chakudi you
are right, there should be a ban on Chakli’s movie.
Chakli:
Hey hey, how can you forget that I have showed you some excellent old movies
which you like very much and recite their songs everyday ! And I even liked
this movie also, 100 times better that Shahrukh’s dil to pagal hai where his
pathetic…
Chashmish:
No no no criticism about dil to pagal hai, it is a very good movie and every normal
human being likes it.
Ruju:
We are diverting from the topic of mithu test. I found a new question: How many
liters water has Chashmish already drained out of her tears? a) 10 liter b)
Chashmish(off, they are back again):
100 liter, 1000 and 10000 liter…right? And we will ask this question for Chakli:
‘Which is the oldest movie Chakli has seen?’
Chakudi:
No, we should ask, “What was the year when that oldest movie was released? a) 1100 AD
b) 1100 BD c)… ”
Lali:
Whats this AD and BD?
Chakudi:
AD means after the birth of Jesus Crist, when the calendar year actually
started, BD means before the birth… means very very old.
Lali:
Hehehehe…those days movies didn’t exist in the world honey.
Chakudi:
Yeah but who knows, Chakli might have a movie from that time also…old forgotten in history...
Ruju:
No, no in Chakli’s ‘mithu test for Chakli’ we should ask, how many rules she
has broken?
Chashmish(Thank
God the topic was diverted now to Chakli): hehehehehaha. Arre, the answer will
be in –ve :D We should ask how many rules she knows…
Chakudi:
No no, we should ask how many unknown rules she has self-created? Like, we
should talk only about technical topics in lecture, we should eat food only in
recess-not even medicine even if we have headache, we should not talk to each-other
when we are in the different lab even if sitting opposite to each-other.
Chashmish:
Hehaheaheha, we should not leave our lab or classroom during lecture even if
teacher allows. :)
Chakli:
Jaaaaaaaa, you ppl are good for nothing. I never do these things.
Ruju,
Chashmish: Lierrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Chakudi:
You do it for yourself and make us follow that too.
Lali:
Hehehaha…next question will be how many diary topics she has left half-written?
Ruju:
Are Lali, that’s easy to count. Find all the topics of her hand-writing from
diary and that’s it. All are incomplete! :D
Chashmish:
Hey, next question will be when did she last reply with sms?
Chakudi:
The answer is obvious, never :)
Chakli:
Bussssssssssssssssss…let me watch the movie now.
Chashmish:
Why why? When your turn came, you started watching movie and for me you were
suggesting questions, hmmm? No, no, that’s not fair. Our next question will be
where is her mobile?
Lali:
Actually, where is her mobile? Chakli, where is your mobile?
Chakli:
Hmmm, let me see…Last night did I put it at my bed or my cupboard…? I forgot.
Chakudi:
Now only her to-be husband can find. :)
Chashmish
(angry): How can you forget your mobile? You don’t receive any important calls
and if we ask you say ‘I forgot…’. Seriously for you next question should be “What
was the last thing you remember?”
Chakli:
Are but, why do I need mobile at home? Only you ppl insist otherwise I dnt much
care about mobile…
Chashmish:
How can you…?
Lali(interrupting):
What will be the passing criteria for Chakli?
Ruju:
100% because all questions are easy to answer. Hey, next question will be, “What
was the last thing when Chakli gritted her teeth in anger?”
Chakli:
And the answer will be right now when slapping all of you.
Chashmish:
HE HE HE…Chakli there will be no effect on 60 kg like us with your 30kg weight.
Ruju:
Eyyyy, I am not 60kg ok? Hey look, that hero is finally proposing her.
Everybody
switched to movie again.
Chakli:
You know what, I don’t think in true love anybody needs to propose or
something, it’s something that you understand…
Chashmish:
Boli boli…Ms Most Unromantic… next question will be “What is the last
romantic thing which she supported?” and what is the definition of true love
for Chakli.
Ruju:
Not true love, Practical love :)
Chakli:
Think about it; did our parents ever proposed to each other? You don’t propose doesn’t
mean you don’t love.
Chashmish:
Ya, but there should always be romance, proposing, making food for them, giving
gifts, meeting in secret, giving rose makes us feel special.
Chakli:
I think rather than giving cute gifts, they should invest the money for future
saving.
Chashmish:
Sav kachro kari nakhyo!(Its so aweful) I pity your to-be husband. Hey, I got another question,
“What romantic gift will Chakli give to her to-be husband?”
Ruju:
A pair of socks :D :D :D
Chakli: Jaaaaaaaaa nakami, that’s a very
practical gift because all men loose it and they need it everyday.
