Chashmish
(looking at Chakli’s face): Are I don’t remember the old story of Harry Porter
also, it will be a ‘hathoda’(hammering on head) for me.
Ruju:
It’s just half an hour, and I will tell you the story don’t worry.
They
all started watching the movie with Ruju narrating the story and speaking the
dialogs. Finally they finished it, with Chashmish half sleeping under her
spectacles J Lali politely grabbed her specs.
Lali:
I know your trick of sleeping; never wear specs in front of us, ok?
Chashmish:
Are yaar, I was about to have a wonderful dream…
Chakli:
Now my turn, I will put the next movie.
Then
after searching her database of movies from laptop, she finally concluded to a
movie called “Dillagi”.
Chakli:
This is an off-bit movie which…
Chashmish:
Please yaar, I dnt have specs now to sleep while watching your totally unknown
and world’s oldest Hindi movie with no interesting hero-heroine.
Chakli:
Aree don’t worry, it’s of your type. Simple romantic story. And it has
Dharmendra and Hema Malini.
Chakudi:
How do you find this type of movies yaar? Do you go to mines and dig them from
old lands? Or do you go to museums? I am sure Dharmkaka and Hemakaki themselves
must’ve forgotten about this movie.
Chashmish:
Seriously dude…We should hack her database and delete all the entries. Lali, I
am warning you, if this movie is boring, I will sleep right here, right now.
Lali:
Ok ok…
The
movie started. As expected, it was very slow love story. Chakli was enjoying
and the rests were cursing her…After sometime a scene came when hero is
thinking about heroine.
Chashmish:
Baaaaaaaaaaaappaaaaaaaa, only to give one small rose, why is he thinking so
much?
Chakli:
This is old movie. In those days, the movies were like this only.
Chashmish:
I won’t bear this if this happens to me. I won’t be waiting for his rose. I
will directly tell him on the face that I love him…now the world is of first
come, first served. J
Ruju:
Correct, who knows if we don’t tell him on time, he will go somewhere else.
Chakudi:
Speedy spiderman Chashmish, before you go ahead for proposing at least ask if
he has got any girlfriend already. J
Ruju:
She will be knowing that already, but Chashmish before you proceed, you have to
let him meet us, we will decide whether he’s ok for you or not.
Chashmish:
Nooooooooooo, if he will meet you, he will never say yes. He will not able to
bear your screaming and ‘masti’. He will think, “If I say yes, I have to meet
these ‘khunkhar’(dangerous) girls regularly and they will not leave any point
in making fun of me.” hehehe
Ruju:
See, he won’t mind screaming as he will be already habituated to your large
laughter. But we will mind if he doesn’t pass the ‘mithu test for Chashmish’,
right Chakudi?
Chashmish:
And what will be ‘mithu test for Chashmish’ ?
Ruju:
Remember once we decided, that anybody’s to-be husband needs to pass mithu
test. In which he has to stay with us for whole day without losing his mental
stability J
Lali:
He…he…he…that is impossible. Chashmish, do you think we will get married ever
with this test?
Chakudi:
If bearing Chashmish for whole life without being mental is possible for him,
then this will be a very small test….hahahaha
All
were laughing, only Chakli was watching movie now.
Chakudi:
And seeing this, we have thought of ‘mithu test’ revised version 1.2 for each of us.J For Chashmish, we will
ask some interview question.
Ruju:
Yes, he has to clear all the rounds-technical, HR, MR …then only he will get
good package…hehehe
Lali:
ha ha ha…good idea…so what are the questions?
Ruju:
First and foremost, he has to tell us all 1000000000000000 names of Chashmish
:D
All
lauged….Chakli was also taking interest now.
Chakli:
hihihi…And what if he could tell us only 50?
Chakudi:
Arreee, don’t worry, we have a passing criteria. 50% J
Chashmish:
Bus havve, Chaku. Why are you all making me the target?
Lali:
You only say, “Mane jaldi jaldi koi shodhi apo ne…”(Please find somebody for me
quickly.)
Chashmish:
So, that doesn’t mean you will harass him so much that he will never come back
and I have to say, “Mane jaldi jaldi pelo pachho shodhi apo”(Please find that
guy for me again.) hahahehehe
Chakli:
hahaha…what would be the next question?
Lali:
heheh…we may ask about a particular date…like when did they meet for the first
time.
Chakli:
That would be easy to tell. Maybe we can ask about time in HH:MM:SS:MS format
including mili seconds.
Chashmish
(not able to control her laughter): he..he…hehehe….Aye, you watch movie…
Lali:
And next question will be how many email accounts does she possess with their
names…
Chashmish
(laughing even harder on this): Lali….bus haaaaaaaaaaaveeeee
Ruju:
Yes, next question will be how many things Chashmish has forgotten in her
entire life and what were they? :D
Chakudi:
And next will be, how many hours does she sleep?
Lali:
Next will be, how many things can she find successfully without anybody’s help
in the kitchen?
People
were rolling over the floor while discussing this.
Chakudi:
Next question will be, can she make a simple coffee? And next will be…
Chashmish:
hehehahahaha
Chakli:
Next will be what does it mean when she say ‘99%’.
Chakudi:
Correct, I was about to say this only. And next will be how many times a day
she cleans her room? Let him give options for this. a) 12 times b) 120 times c)
1200 times d)12000 times
Chashmish:
hehehahahaha
Chakli:
hey, we can arrange a KBC like hot seat for him with music. We will give him
lifelines also.
Chakudi:
Mathu lifeline. Nobody in the world knows these answers except Chashmish. What
if he does ‘phone-a-friend’ and calls us only?
Chashmish:
hehehahahaha…
Lali:
Are we will have audience poll….next question: what is her shopping rate. a) 1
cloth per month b)10 cloth per month c) 100 cloth per month d) none of the
above J
Chakli:
Lali, this is not CAT or GRE exams where we can have ‘none of the above’
Lali:
then d) 1000 cloth per month. And next will be what is the maximum decimal
sound does she make while laughing. a) 100db b) 1000db c)10000 db d) 100000 db.
Chashmish:
hahehaheha…bussssssssss, now please stop. Hahahahehahaha….(She couldn’t stop
laughing herself). Let’s watch the movie. See, finally hero wrote a letter to
her.
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