Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Dreams Unlimited - 5


Ruju: Lali, sabji smells great! I am already feeling hungry.
Chakli: You'll find it great, even if it’s not anyways. It’s your gavaaaaaaaaaar. Yakk...
Ruju: And you'll find it worst anyways.
Chakli: It is worst. Look at it, how can anybody feel like eating this!
Ruju: It’s what you think. And gavar is very healthy.
Chakli: Karela is also healthy and so is 'kadva limdanu juice'. Why don't you try it then?
Chashmish(in her mind): Tom and Jerry started again!
Ruju: I can try them too, not like you, eating only potatoes and nothing else.
Chakli: Excuse me! I eat gherkins and lady’s fingres too.
Ruju: Wow! You eat in total 3 vegetables!!!! Thats great!
Chakli: I eat them all...
Lali(head aching): Enough you two. My ears are aching now...pls...We’ll do one thing, we'll give both of you a sword and see who wins.
Ruju: I will win of course.
Chakli: Yeah...anyways you always do ‘gundagardi’.
Ruju: And what will you say to Chashmish and Chakudi? You find them lesser gundis?
Chakudi: From where the hell we came into picture? We are nice, elegant, modest, sweet ladies. What say Chashmish?
Chashmish: Exactly dear. See in our team only Chakli and Lali are 'talkative', 'shouting', 'gundis', 'sleepers', 'rakhdu' and 'udau'. We are very straight. hehehehe....right Chakudi?
Chakudi: Yes of course? Did you ever hear Chashmish laugh aloud or me shouting?
Lali: No, because u ppl are so high pitched that we can’t hear anything else!!!
Chakudi: This was a BIG TAUNT, Chashmish. I can’t bear anymore to stay here.
Chakli: Ok, leave. Our ears will live long.
Chakudi: Nooooooooooooooo.........I'l leave at once. Chashmish, come with me now.
Chashmish: Yupp dear, we'll go. Let’s eat first.
Chakudi(popat): Bhukhhad, glutton, always waiting for food and finishing others too.
Lali(as always banging her head): Stooooooooooooooopppp pleaaaaaassssssssssssss. Let’s have lunch.

Then they all started to put plates and all on the dining table. Chakudi went to tv and put m-tv. All started shouting at her to change the channel. Anyways never ever in the life, their taste will match in tv. Finally they all hang up.

Ruju: Let’s try this one. Each sunday per head's choice. Today Lali will choose what to see.
Lali: I dnt mind in anything...
Chashmish: No no, today you'll have to put only. Every time you say this.
After lots of searching, Lali put a Shahrukh's old movie.

Chakli (in her mind): No good food, no good show to make me eat this too!

Everybody started eating.
Chakudi(ehhu ehhu...cough): Who made this dal? Why so much chilli?
Ruju: ‘Tikha khana tikhi ladkio ke liye hai, mithe budhdhuo ke liye nahi.’(A dialog from a movie)
Chakli: No pls, no masala mv dialogs.
Ruju: Now Chakudi will start eating mirchis, right?
Lali: Oye Chakli, Serita was asking for your phone number.

Serita was their common friend who was always the hot topic for both of them(and for boys too :P)
Chakli(dropping her half eaten bite in dish): What? Why?
Lali: Dnt know. I asked her. She said she has some personal work…
Ruju(singing..): All the beeeeeeeesttttttttttttt, allllllll the bestttttttttttttttt…
Chakli: You gave my number?
Lali: No re. But sure, she’ll ask again.
Chakli: Yes yes, I remember, Monty was telling me the other day that Serita has suddenly called him up. But he couldn’t talk with her much. Sure this must be for my phone number.
Chashmish: Ms Detective has come to conclusion! hehehe…but why Serita will need ur no?
Lali: Are u can’t say anything in her case, if she wants ur number, she’ll get it anyhow. She will make me bang my head.
Ruju: You always do that Lali…(started mimicking Lali style head banging)
Lali(angry expressions with red nose): You want me to bang on ur head too?
Chakli: But why in the world Serita will want My number? I hardly talked with her in school. She never called me in the school…
Lali: She said “some personal work”. You know what I think; she must have wanted some boy’s number from ur class…
Chakli: But she can easily get it from other friends, why me??
Lali: She might be having some medical work with ur parents.
Chakli: But that she could’ve told u na…personal work means what…???
Chashmish: Ms Detective from Special Squad! Why don’t you call her up and ask her rather than doing so much analysis?
Chakli: No no no…If I’ll call her, she’ll stick with me like chewing gum.
Lali: Yeah…she’s like that only. She always used to come to my house and waste my time for taking notes and this and that. She was expecting me to be free for her every time!
Chakli: Yes, I know…
Chakudi(talking with Chashmish silently): So you could not stop 'Serita Puran(epic)' this time too..:)
Chakli(continuing): Once she broke up one pair in my class.
Lali: Are she has broken so many from our class. Her current boyfriend had a previous girlfriend and she tried so hard to break the pair so that he mingles with her…worse than K-serial vamps.
Chakli: Yeah, she did the same in my class too. She tried her hands on Monty also. She started pulling his legs with anybody in the class and…
Chakudi(silently with Chashmish): Lets go and have some sleep…:P


Chakudi and Chashmish both stood up secretly and went in Lali's room for sleeping after lunch. Nobody noticed. When they were fast asleep, they heard a roaring sound and suddenly woke up!

Ruju: You are not going to sleep ok? WAKE UP RIGHT NOW.
Chashmish: Oh! My God! Can't you shout lesser? I was having a beautiful dream.
Ruju: Now you'll have nightmares too! Come on wake up u 2. Chashmish at least you have no rights to sleep, u slept at 10 o'clock last night.
Chashmish: But I woke up at 6.
Ruju: So did we. Come on, no sleeping.
Chakudi(half asleep): Who is the animal making noise?
Ruju became angrier. She fetched their blankets, opened the doors, closed the fans and one by one took each of them to drawing room.
Chashmish(crying): Mummy....I want to sleep....somebody pls help...
Lali: Let them sleep na...
Chashmish: Thank you Lali. Nobody can deny Lali's order. Here I go....
Ruju: No means No.
Chashmish: What do we do?
Ruju: Lots of work. First and foremost-your 'home tasks'. We have lots of movies to finish, we have diary pages to arrange and arrange the collections, we need to format ur laptop for the nth time and...
Chakli: Ok, ok, we got it. They won't sleep, we'll watch movie fine?
Chakudi(still half a sleep): But...
Chakli: Come on, everyday we all are busy in work and don't get time.
Chashmish and Chakudi: Ok... :(

Lali: Which movie?
Chakli: Some old one...
Chakudi: Some new one...
Chashmish: Hum apke hai kaun type one...
Ruju: Masala one...
Chakli: Some science fiction...
Chakudi: Some Dracula ghost kind...
Chashmish: Some love story...
Ruju: Some good suspense or drama...

All were shouting their own choices.
Lali: So million dollar question is which movie. And answer is, the one which we left half seen last time. I guess it was Harry Potter 5th part, isnt it?
Ruju: Yippppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee................Lali I love you for this ....ting tidingggggggggggggggg...
Chakli : But it’s so kiddish Harry Potter, why dnt we go for...?
Lali: We'll go for ur choice after this gets over.
Chakli(in her mind): I haven't got anything good today :@

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