Monday, May 28, 2012

Dreams Unlimited - 3


Chashmish: Lali, u liked the tea?
Lali: Yes, it’s nice.
Chakudi: You have no option but to say yes in front of her.
Lali: No it’s really nice.
Chakudi: Where are my cream biscuits?
Chashmish: Cream biscuits with tea? Not a good combination.
Ruju(To Chakudi): She is saying this because she’s finished them all last night. hehehe...
Chashmish(eyeing at Ruju): Shooo shooo chup
Chakudi: What? You ate them all!!! You glutton fatty. Now what do I have with tea? I want my biscuits.... :(
Chashmish: Ruju, can’t you keep any secrets in stomach?
Chakudi: Can’t you keep anything else other than biscuits in your stomach?
Lali (banging her head): Now stop you 2. Chakudi you eat whatever is available and Chashmish will bring another pack today. That's final! No arguments.
Everybody stunned!
Chakli: Now Lali stole Chashmish’s job and has become decision maker. Hehehe...
Ruju(after some silence): What are the plan...
Everybody (in singing tone): WHAT ARE THE PLANS OF TODAYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
Ruju(went red): Don’t pull my legs, I’m seriously asking...
Chashmish: First of all, Chakudi will clean her room, and then will take bath. Then...
Chakudi: I can’t take bath on Sunday and my room is neat and clean...
Chashmish: Ya, with all the things on bed since many days. Next we will make lunch. Next we'll watch some movie, and then we'll have lunch, then sleep...
Ruju(roaring): Hey hey hey...no sleeping ok? If sleeping was the plan, why did u wake us early? Now we won’t let you sleep. And this is usual boring plan, let’s do something else?
Chakudi: Lets go for shopping, movie and take dinner out.
Chakli: Lets go out and explore nature.
Ruju: Lets finish diary's rest of the topics today.
Now everybody looked at Lali for her input.
Lali: I will agree to whatever you ppl decide.
Ruju: Lali, you always agree. Whats your mood today?
Lali: Anything yaar...nothing specific.
Chakudi: A new English movie is released.
Ruju and Chashmish: No English. There's this Hindi movie also, Shahrukh Khan and..
Chakli: No Shahrukh Khan movie...
Lali(thinking internally): Off they go...now this discussion will take another 1 hour, everyday problem.
Thinking this, she slowly went to kitchen and started with kitchen work
Chashmish: See, there's lots of work at home and...
Chakudi: Ok, you do all tht, we 4 will go out.
Ruju: I wanted to finish my novel today...
Chakli: hey me too. Which novel you r reading? you know my novel's story is really interesting and there is a philosophical touch to it is really amazing...
Chakudi and Chashmish(banging their heads): Pls pls, lets discuss the plan and not the novel.
Chashmish: I'm the decision maker and you'll do whatever I tell.
Ruju: Oh cut it off. Tari koi ijjat nathi :D(Nobody respects you at all!) Hey hey hey, how abt going to fun fair? Vacation 200i++?? There's a sale opposite to it. So we can do shopping. We can leave the house at 4, do shopping, take dinner out and come back.
Chashmish: Till that, we'll do household work
Chakudi: Ha baaapaaaaaaaa, we'll do. We'll have something light in lunch.
Chakli: But I can’t sit on rides much.
Chashmish: Are don't worry, Lali will handle you. And there are lots of other things other than rides.
Ruju: So Finally? hash...
Entering all in kitchen. Lalli shocked to hear the plans.
Lali: Only 15 min and you decided? Who has suggested this idea?
Ruju: Me me...you know...source of all good things... :)
Chashmish and Chakudi: Ehu ehu...(coughing)
Lali: I have cleaned up the stuffs.
Chakli: Lali why are you so good? Hey, I didn’t see you eating the breakfast. You took only tea?
Lali: Yeah...
Rujoota: Actually Chashmish finished her low calorie biscuits also last night...ha ha ha...
Chakudi(widening her eyes): You ate those also!!! So, because of you 2 ppl could not do proper breakfast. Seems like all the hunger of the world is filled in your tummy only. Even after eating low calorie, you do not seem to possess any low calorie :@
Chakli (Before 3rd world war starts): Lali, you could’ve taken something else...
Lali: No yar, there was nothing much to eat.
Chakli: There’s lot of nasta...
Lali: But they are all fried and you know...
Ruju: Chakli, Lali will only have her low calorie stuffs in breakfast, 2 roti without ghee, lil sabji in lunch, fruits in snacks, and some small amount of dinner.
Chashmish: How can you survive Lali! You are great! I’m proud of you! You are inspiring me to start dieting.
Chakudi: Start it as soon as possible, lots of food will be saved for us!
Ruju: I will fully support you Chashmish in dieting.
Chakudi: Yes, she will support you by eating everything that you won’t be eating :D
Chakli: Bussssssssssssssssssssss.............all of you shut your mouth, noise pollution!
Chashmish: Yes, everyday every morning why only me as your victim?? We have lots of other work, first of all, we’ll goto Chakudi’s room for cleanup.
Chakudi: Noooooooooooo, dont enter in my room, you ppl make a mess and I dont find anything there.
Chashmish: Either you clean or we will(then all started towards her room)
Chakudi: I’ll clean, but after sometime...(nobody listened)

Chakudi’s room was like a kid’s room, cartoons and flowers and colors and designs everywhere. Her room was pink and blue in color. Her bed was small in the side of room with bedsheet which had micky mouse and her pillow was like zozo. There were teddy bears of donald duck and micky on her multicolor cupboard which itself had drawings of it. Hanging on the walls were her best drawing framed in fancy gaudy frames. One of which was a cartoon pic of mithu with their sparkling nick names. There was a study table on which she put some show pieces . Her room was the biggest of the house. Her bathroom too has got blue dolphin tiles and blue curtains, with all small cupboards light blue in shape. There was a stylish wacky bathroom shower with special buttons to have different type of water.  It felt like you were in aquarium.

After entering her room, everybody sorted out to place things at their place because nothing was in place. Cloths were lying on bed and it was difficult to fit them in cupboard. Study table was full of colors and papers. Her frog shaped dustbin and dolphin shaped cloth basket was overloading. Even bathroom was overloading with cloths.

Ruju: Why can’t you put these cloths in your cupboard?
Chakudi: Try it yourself. I did, everything rest fell down. There’s no space.
Ruju(angry): How can you say there’s no space! You’ve got the biggest cupboard and a small one of mine too.
Chakudi: All are full.
Ruju: So why in the world you buy these many cloths if you can’t fit them in the house!!! After every alternate week, there’s some new arrival!
Chakudi (looking at Chashmish, winking): That’s a necessity, right Chashmish?;)
Chashmish: Yes dear, of course.
Ruju: What of course??? :@ Now you tell me where we put these cloths?
Chakli: I guess we need to rearrange her whole cupboards and put out the things which she’s not using. Maybe we can donate them.
Ruju: It’ll take hours...
Chashmish: No it’ll not if you stop complaining and we all start working. (Then she starts ordering) Lali, you start cleaning her bathroom. Chakli we’ll start cleaning the bed. Chakudi, you clean those colors on table. Ruju, you start emptying her cupboard. Everybody jet set go...

People started work. As soon as Ruju opened the cupboard...

Chakudi(shouting): NO No noooooooooooooooo donttt
All the things fell down on her head from cupboard and she fell down. People rushed there and put her out of cloths’ & bangles’ luggage.
Ruju(pale angry face): I AM NOT GOING TO DO THIS...
People started laughing internally slowly...
Ruju: You think this is funny???
Now everyone start laughing aloud.
Ruju: Can’t believe this. I’m going. Bbyeeeeeeeeeee. :@
Everybody laughed even more on this. Seeing them, she also starts laughing.
Chakudi(clapping with Chashmish): Good, your efforts are saved now, everything is out of cupboard! Hehehee...
Now ppl back to the work but every now and then they were calling Chakudi for asking, whats this and whats that.



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