Dreams Unlimited - 8

Ruju: Try giving it to your husband and I will record his face expressions…hey next question will be how many songs need to be renamed in Chakli’s laptop? :D
Chakli: And for you, the first and last question will be how much disk memory you have used in photography and video recording…
Ruju: Ah, because of my video recording hobby, you ppl got mithu video which is getting played all-time in collection room. Remember that day, Chashmish was frustrated and I showed her our old video and she burst into laughter. I am source of all good things, you know…
Chakli: Yeah yeah, I know and because of it, your hard disk is full always and you keep on asking for space in others lappy.
Ruju: You should thank me for that baby. I am planning to create an online backup for it…
Chakli: Infinite online backup is not available dear, and it’s not safe anyways.
Lali(before they start any further ‘computerized’ discussion): Hey, look in the movie, finally heroine realized…
Chakudi(in her mind): Hope it now ends…

She checked how much movie is still left with remote.

Chakudi(dropping her jaw): What? 1 hour of torture still left? Will heroine take 1 hour to tell hero? Had it been in real, hero heroine would have had child till now…uffffffff…

Lali: Heqwwhehe…Easy, easy Chakudi, for you I think we should ask to your to-be husband, “When was the last time you did not shout?”
Chakli: The ans is obvious, never !!! hihihi…
Chakudi: And Lali, for you I think no ques-ans round will be there because you will all the same thing, “I will be comfortable with whatsoever it is…you decide”
Lali: Oh come on…
Chakli: I found another question for “mithu test for Chakudi”. “When was the last time she woke up before 11 o’clock?”
Chakudi: Why should I wake up early if there is no work?
Chashmish(Miss must-wake-up-early rebelled): You must wake up at least at 7am. You get refreshed you know…
Chakudi: I am not a cock like you who wakes up at 5 o’clock to do “Kukdeeeeeeee koooooook” and wake up others too.
Chashmish: Oh and I am not so lazy like you who wakes up at lunch time! Then eat breakfast at lunch time, lunch at snack time, snack at dinner time and dinner at 12 midnight !!!
Chakudi: So be it, that’s my schedule…

Before they go into details, suddenly a sad song started in movie which was hifi classical. Chakli was enjoying the song…

 

Chashmish: Now dnt tell me this is a sad ending movie…

Chakli: All movies do not need to have happy ending, it has to have realistic endings and sometimes sad endings are practical.

Ruju: Ah, forget it, I don’t remember any of your fav movies having happy ending. Hey this can be the next question for ‘mithu test for Chakli’-which is her fav movie that does not have happy ending?

Chakli: And for you, the question will be-which was the last sensible movie you liked not having hathods and masala of Bollywood?
Ruju: Aha, and what will be the question for Chakudi who watches all horrible k-serials too?
Lali: For Chakudi, the question should be – how many times does she watch Rodies and Splitsvilla on m-tv?
Chashmish: And that cloth buying rate question you told for me is also applicable for Chakudi. Whats her cloth buying rate? a) 1 cloth per month…
Lali: Just 1 cloth per month??? Don’t put impossible options!
Chashmish: heheeheh…ok, option a) 10 cloths per month…
Ruju: Just 10 cloth per month??? Don’t put…
Chashmish: Impossible option, yeah right. So maybe we should start with 100 cloths per month…
Chakudi: Hey hey hey, when did I buy 100 cloths per month? You ppl are exaggerating.
Lali: Remember last month you went to that mall almost every week. So next question will be in accordance, how much money does she save after chocolates, ice cream, shopping and movies?
Ruju: That’s easy to answer – 0 rs. Heheheahha
Chakudi: How dare you say that? See I have a lot of balance in my account.
Ruju: Oh really? How much?
Chakudi: Let me see…(after checking her mobile bank-her eyes were widened, she started speaking slowly like a kid) well, see it will not be obviously so big as you ppl.
Ruju: And we are not expecting the same. Tell us, but still, how much?
Chakudi: See, I believe in enjoying life and doing all fun things and that requires lot of investment.
Lali: Yeah yeah, you are the only Ambani of this house :P…Still we have not received any input regarding balance J
Chashmish(understanding why Chakudi was avoiding the ans): Chakudi, I know…(then suddenly started reciting a song) baat jo dil me ho, keh bhi do, keh bhi do…aaaaaaaaaaa(tell me whats there in your heart, Chakli was getting disturbed in her movie)
Chakudi(said slowly, seeing downwards): Its six…ty…four…rs(64 rs)
Rest all: WHAT?
Ruju: You call it a ‘balance’?
Chakli(her concentration from movie is broken again): What what? I wasn’t expecting six thousand four…
Lali: It’s not 6004, its 64…
Chakli: WHAT?
Chashmish(saving Chakudi): See, finally movie got over. I will need some tea.
Ruju: +1
Chakudi: +2
Lali: +3
Ruju: Lali? You and tea? See, Chakli, your movie was head ache to Lali too.
Lali: It was a lil boring Chakli this one…though acting was really good. I think next time its turn of Chashmish for movie.
Chashmish: Hehehe…diplomatic Lali, why don’t you directly tell her that it was the worst movie ever and you won’t be able to bear any of those next time J
Chakli(in her mind): Will put even slower movie next time, let my turn come…

All went for tea, at tea table.

 
Ruju: My God! It’s already 4 noon! You never know when the day gets over. When are leaving for shopping? Which hotel are we going tonight?
Chashmish: Are its only 4, it will be hot outside. We’ll leave at 6.
Chakudi: Nooooooooooo, what the hell are we going to do till then? Pls dnt say that u ppl are going to write diary.
Lali: Anyways, you will take 1 hour to get ready…where are we going for dinner anyways?
Chakudi: Lets go at Dominoz pizza…(looking at diet strict Lali) Lali, you can have pasta.
Ruju: No no, I think you also should not go there, u ppl not do any exercise and eat cheez like anything.
Chashmish: Hey, I go daily for morning walk.
Lali: Slowly doing walk in morning for half an hour is not so great exercise baby. If you really want to do that for exercise purpose, do jogging or …
Chakudi(before any other lecture starts): Ok, ok lets goto…hmmm…goto…hmmm…where…yes, let’s have sizzlers today! I have heard that the Siz hotel is very good, Lali you can have veg salad types sizzlers for you. So done?
All(thumbs up): Done..
Chashmish: I am going to my room, I want to arrange these cloths and..
Chakudi: How many times a day you arrange things in your room?
Ruju: heheheahahha…a) 10 times hahaha b)100 times…heheh c)

Rest all rolled over the floor. After sometime all got together in their ‘collection room’. This room, they have specially designed to hold their artworks. It was like a museum and literally contained historical things which they were collecting from their childhood. Drawings, books, diaries, letters, cards, show-pieces, newly tried recipies, essays, childhood’s books and lot more. It also had lots of things ‘online’ like their glittering names, songs they have sung, music they have created, their pics collages, special emails and pics and other data. There was one big projector which continuously used to play ‘mithu video’ – a beautiful video of theirs which combined all their madness and special pics. The projector was connected to main server computer where they had backup of all their laptops. There were lot of special artwork and frames hanging on the wall. There were 5 mugs which Lali has gifted to everybody. There was a big red wall in which they have written their nick names and other punch lines and notes. One section was only dedicated to painting where they had painter like big stand and brushes and pallate. The painting section contained all variety of colors you can think of. Chakudi used it the most to draw her cartoons. One section in the room was dedicated to writing and reading with connecting door to library. It had all kinds of pens and different kinds of colorful paper with special revolving sofa in front of a big window directed towards their garden. Writer can just sit on the sofa and observe the nature while writing. Next section was ‘best from waste’ which had all other stationary to make beautiful show pieces, candles, teddy bears, flowers, flower vase, boxes. One small section for clothing and stitching with small sewing machine. Another big section was only for music. They bought the best sounding woofers and other mixer instruments like DJ with a mic. They had all the music instruments – drums, guitar, piano, harmonium and what not! Chakli daily used to do practice on harmonium. Another section was filled with all the sports instruments. There was a big cupboard which was used to put their diary pages.The room was filled with happiness and hobbies.

Lali(looking at Chakudi’s latest drawing of cartoon): Its lovely, same as picture. Tell me, its reminding me of that ‘disney hour’ serial I used to watch daily.

Chakudi: Oh yeah, mickey, mini, alladin, Donald…you remember a cartoon called gummy bear? And who can forget that ‘telspan’ with Balluuuuuuuuuuuu…I recently drew Mermaid in my drawing book.
Lali: Hmmm…that’s cool. We have artists in this house- painter, writers…ahhhhaaaaa
Chakudi: Which cartoon character you liked?
Lali: Whatsoever my sis put on channel J Nothing specific.
Chakudi: I think mini mouse is suitable for you – calm and cute.
Lali: Oh! Thanks for the compliment buddy. And what will suite Chakli, Chashmish and Ruju?
Chakudi: Chakli…hmmm…let me think…Donald, nooooo, yes Olive JJJ
Lali: Olive? Whos that?
Chakudi: Are you don’t remember that popye cartoon..(now singing)popeye the sailor man…pieeeep pieeeep. His girlfriend Olive. The one which has the body size like 1 finger.
Lali: Hehehheheha…don’t tell her otherwise Chakli will beat you with her beak and fly from the house.
Chakudi: Olive was like her only. She always used to shout when villain traps her – POPPPPPPPPPEYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE and popeye would say in his typical singing style – Ollllllllllliiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvveee
Lali: Oh yeah yeah I remember! The spinach man and his wire like thin girlfriend…(comparing her with Chakli in her mind) Oh My God! Chakli and Olive…hahahahahah… (Shouting aloud to call Chakli) Hey Chakli, we discovered a new name for you!