Dreams Unlimited - 5

Ruju: Lali, sabji smells great! I am already feeling hungry.

Chakli: You'll find it great, even if it’s not anyways. It’s your gavaaaaaaaaaar. Yakk...

Ruju: And you'll find it worst anyways.

Chakli: It is worst. Look at it, how can anybody feel like eating this!

Ruju: It’s what you think. And gavar is very healthy.

Chakli: Karela is also healthy and so is 'kadva limdanu juice'. Why don't you try it then?

Chashmish(in her mind): Tom and Jerry started again!

Ruju: I can try them too, not like you, eating only potatoes and nothing else.

Chakli: Excuse me! I eat gherkins and lady’s fingres too.

Ruju: Wow! You eat in total 3 vegetables!!!! Thats great!

Chakli: I eat them all...

Lali(head aching): Enough you two. My ears are aching now...pls...We’ll do one thing, we'll give both of you a sword and see who wins.

Ruju: I will win of course.

Chakli: Yeah...anyways you always do ‘gundagardi’.

Ruju: And what will you say to Chashmish and Chakudi? You find them lesser gundis?

Chakudi: From where the hell we came into picture? We are nice, elegant, modest, sweet ladies. What say Chashmish?

Chashmish: Exactly dear. See in our team only Chakli and Lali are 'talkative', 'shouting', 'gundis', 'sleepers', 'rakhdu' and 'udau'. We are very straight. hehehehe....right Chakudi?

Chakudi: Yes of course? Did you ever hear Chashmish laugh aloud or me shouting?

Lali: No, because u ppl are so high pitched that we can’t hear anything else!!!

Chakudi: This was a BIG TAUNT, Chashmish. I can’t bear anymore to stay here.

Chakli: Ok, leave. Our ears will live long.

Chakudi: Nooooooooooooooo.........I'l leave at once. Chashmish, come with me now.

Chashmish: Yupp dear, we'll go. Let’s eat first.

Chakudi(popat): Bhukhhad, glutton, always waiting for food and finishing others too.
Lali(as always banging her head): Stooooooooooooooopppp pleaaaaaassssssssssssss. Let’s have lunch.

Then they all started to put plates and all on the dining table. Chakudi went to tv and put m-tv. All started shouting at her to change the channel. Anyways never ever in the life, their taste will match in tv. Finally they all hang up.

Ruju: Let’s try this one. Each sunday per head's choice. Today Lali will choose what to see.

Lali: I dnt mind in anything...

Chashmish: No no, today you'll have to put only. Every time you say this.

After lots of searching, Lali put a Shahrukh's old movie.

Chakli (in her mind): No good food, no good show to make me eat this too!

Everybody started eating.

Chakudi(ehhu ehhu...cough): Who made this dal? Why so much chilli?

Ruju: ‘Tikha khana tikhi ladkio ke liye hai, mithe budhdhuo ke liye nahi.’(A dialog from a movie)

Chakli: No pls, no masala mv dialogs.

Ruju: Now Chakudi will start eating mirchis, right?

Lali: Oye Chakli, Serita was asking for your phone number.

Serita was their common friend who was always the hot topic for both of them(and for boys too :P)

Chakli(dropping her half eaten bite in dish): What? Why?

Lali: Dnt know. I asked her. She said she has some personal work…

Ruju(singing..): All the beeeeeeeesttttttttttttt, allllllll the bestttttttttttttttt…

Chakli: You gave my number?

Lali: No re. But sure, she’ll ask again.

Chakli: Yes yes, I remember, Monty was telling me the other day that Serita has suddenly called him up. But he couldn’t talk with her much. Sure this must be for my phone number.

Chashmish: Ms Detective has come to conclusion! hehehe…but why Serita will need ur no?

Lali: Are u can’t say anything in her case, if she wants ur number, she’ll get it anyhow. She will make me bang my head.

Ruju: You always do that Lali…(started mimicking Lali style head banging)

Lali(angry expressions with red nose): You want me to bang on ur head too?

Chakli: But why in the world Serita will want My number? I hardly talked with her in school. She never called me in the school…

Lali: She said “some personal work”. You know what I think; she must have wanted some boy’s number from ur class…

Chakli: But she can easily get it from other friends, why me??

Lali: She might be having some medical work with ur parents.

Chakli: But that she could’ve told u na…personal work means what…???

Chashmish: Ms Detective from Special Squad! Why don’t you call her up and ask her rather than doing so much analysis?

Chakli: No no no…If I’ll call her, she’ll stick with me like chewing gum.

Lali: Yeah…she’s like that only. She always used to come to my house and waste my time for taking notes and this and that. She was expecting me to be free for her every time!

Chakli: Yes, I know…

Chakudi(talking with Chashmish silently): So you could not stop 'Serita Puran(epic)' this time too..:)

Chakli(continuing): Once she broke up one pair in my class.

Lali: Are she has broken so many from our class. Her current boyfriend had a previous girlfriend and she tried so hard to break the pair so that he mingles with her…worse than K-serial vamps.

Chakli: Yeah, she did the same in my class too. She tried her hands on Monty also. She started pulling his legs with anybody in the class and…

Chakudi(silently with Chashmish): Lets go and have some sleep…:P

Chakudi and Chashmish both stood up secretly and went in Lali's room for sleeping after lunch. Nobody noticed. When they were fast asleep, they heard a roaring sound and suddenly woke up!

Ruju: You are not going to sleep ok? WAKE UP RIGHT NOW.

Chashmish: Oh! My God! Can't you shout lesser? I was having a beautiful dream.

Ruju: Now you'll have nightmares too! Come on wake up u 2. Chashmish at least you have no rights to sleep, u slept at 10 o'clock last night.

Chashmish: But I woke up at 6.

Ruju: So did we. Come on, no sleeping.

Chakudi(half asleep): Who is the animal making noise?

Ruju became angrier. She fetched their blankets, opened the doors, closed the fans and one by one took each of them to drawing room.

Chashmish(crying): Mummy....I want to sleep....somebody pls help...

Lali: Let them sleep na...

Chashmish: Thank you Lali. Nobody can deny Lali's order. Here I go....

Ruju: No means No.

Chashmish: What do we do?

Ruju: Lots of work. First and foremost-your 'home tasks'. We have lots of movies to finish, we have diary pages to arrange and arrange the collections, we need to format ur laptop for the nth time and...

Chakli: Ok, ok, we got it. They won't sleep, we'll watch movie fine?

Chakudi(still half a sleep): But...

Chakli: Come on, everyday we all are busy in work and don't get time.

Chashmish and Chakudi: Ok... :(

Lali: Which movie?

Chakli: Some old one...

Chakudi: Some new one...

Chashmish: Hum apke hai kaun type one...

Ruju: Masala one...

Chakli: Some science fiction...

Chakudi: Some Dracula ghost kind...

Chashmish: Some love story...

Ruju: Some good suspense or drama...

All were shouting their own choices.

Lali: So million dollar question is which movie. And answer is, the one which we left half seen last time. I guess it was Harry Potter 5th part, isnt it?

Ruju: Yippppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee................Lali I love you for this ....ting tidingggggggggggggggg...

Chakli : But it’s so kiddish Harry Potter, why dnt we go for...?

Lali: We'll go for ur choice after this gets over.

Chakli(in her mind): I haven't got anything good today :@

Dreams Unlimited - 4

Ruju: Chakudi, what are these keys?

Chakudi(seeing them, jogging her memory): This is...hmmm...this is...(eyes widening) this is that keyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Ruju: Which is whaaaaaaaaaat keyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Chakudi: These are keys of my cupboard.

Chakli: What? You were not locking your cupboards???

Chakudi: Actually they were lost, I tried to find out but...

Chakli: But where are your duplicate keys?

Chakudi: These are duplicates only.... he he he...

Everybody started laughing...

Chakli: You lost duplicate too?? So you still don’t have originals?

Chakudi: We might find out soon... :P

Lali: Chakudi, why so many boxes of shampoo and face wash are empty here?

Chakudi: Simple Lali, because I’ve used them...

Lali: I know that! But you didn’t put them in dustbin? (Then she looked at overloading dustbin) Ok ok, I got it...

She took the dustbin for throwing waste out (thinking throwing Chakudi out too!) and then cleaned all extra things from bathroom.

Ruju: Hey everybody, come here, look what I found out! Chakudi wrote diary pages!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chashmish(jumped): What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Then she grabbed them from her hands and started reading aloud)

Chakudi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You can’t read them. They are still not complete.

Chashmish: Date written is...6 months back. You started writing 6 months back and still uncompleted?

Chakli : Its ok Chashmish. I sometimes complete some topics after a year. The key point is don’t write the date.. So nobody will know when you started it. That’s what i do every time. He he...
Chashmish : So that’s why you don’t write dates. Now I got it. Chakli from now onwards I want each and every page written by you MUST contain a date and page number. Is that clear? Why don’t you understand that we face so many problems in arranging one page after the other.
Chakli : But at least I write! Lali doesn’t even do that.
Lali : What should I write? I dnt find any topic...
Ruju: What ra? There are lots of topics to write; our birthdays, your college, your friends, our madness in this house.
Chakudi : Hey hey he, you people are mad, I am a very good girl ;)
Chashmish : You and good!!!.... Ha ha ha..
Chakli : We all are diverting from main point. We are yet to read Chakudi’s diary pages.
Chakudi : I will not let anybody read till I finish it.
Ruju : When will you finish it? In next 6 months?
Lali : Leave it yaar, Chaku, finish it quickly hmmm…
Ruju : I want to get this finished tonight itself! Chaku start writing now only.
Chashmish : You said as if she will follow you. See for diary writing you need proper arrangement, proper mood and atmosphere.
Chakli : Correct!
Ruju: Ya ya you will obviously support her, after all you are also sailing on the same boat!

Lali: Ok ok…lets concentrate on work please…
Chashmish(in Ruju’s ears): When did Lali become inline function? :) 

Again everybody started working...

Chakli: My God! I'm tired of collecting cloths and arranging them. You seem to be possessing infinite cloths. From every hook and corner of your room, I'm finding only cloths and cloths.
Chashmish (yawning...): Think abt me dear. Since last half an hour I'm ironing...my back is aching now...Chakudi this is not done...
Ruju(again found something from cupboard): Chakudi...this is...
Lali(jumped): This is my kurti!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But how come...wait a min...it’s the one which I gave to Chakudi 2 months back. My God! I've been finding this since ages.
Chakudi: Finally your wait period is over Lali :P
Lali: I asked you so many time to give it back but you never replied. Then I thought I must've misplaced it. My God! Such a costly kurti now in a worst condition. Why are these stains here? You daily feed this kurti or what?
Chakudi(in eye-contact of Chashmish): Actually Lali, I got it stained in party and thought you would be angry seeing it like this. So...
Lali(now actually becoming lal lal): And till then it’s like this only!!! How can you...?
Chashmish: Are dnt worry Lali, we'll give it to laundry today only.
Lali calmed down a bit. Chakudi offering her thanks by eyes. And they all started working. Slowly they tried winding up the work leaving all the waste on the floor.
Chakudi: Maid came today? Who'll clean this now?
Chashmish: Yupp, when you ppl were dreaming in morning.
Lali: See, we all have taken bath, only u r left. So...
Chakudi: So? So what? I'm not going to sweep this mess ok? You ppl wanted to clean the room, you do.
Ruju: Now we are going down. We are tired. You sweep this up, after all you'll be sleeping here tonight, not we. So either you do or nobody will. Better take bath too.
Chakudi(yelling): Chashmishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Chashmish: Ya dear, I'll be here, dnt worry. (Saying this she sat on bed with everybody)
Chakudi: You are not here just to sit. Do smthing.
Chashmish: Yupp doing. Supervising you :)

Rest all: Hehehe...

Lali: What abt lunch?

Chakli: Whose turn is it?

Mithu has given turns to all the vegetables and everybody had to eat whomsoever’s turn is there in sabji. This is because half of the people disliked every vegetable and rest half could not get chance to eat them. There was always a debate on what to cook. And all ended up eating potatos so clever mithu finally decided to buy each vegetable available in market and give them turns and cook one by one.

Lali: Only ‘gavar’ is there in fridge.

Both Vidhi’s mouth fell on “gavar” and Ruju jumped...

Ruju: Gavaaaaaaaaaaaaaar.............yipppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Cook double for me.

Chakli : And dont consider me. I hate it.
Chashmish : Are but what is the problem with ‘gavar’?
Chakli : It looks like the meal of a goat like grass!
Chakudi : You mean Ruju is a goat? Hehehe…
Ruju : Eh…you always have problems with every vegetable.
Chashmish : Correct!
Chakli : I dnt have problem with every vegetable, but only few of them.
Ruju : Only we know how long is your ‘few of them?’
Lali : Ok ok..now easy.
Chashmish : Everybody has to eat everything-it is a rule.
Chakli : Ok, will have it :(

Chakudi: Noooooooooooo, we'll have cheez sandwich and coke today.

Lali: No. No cheez.

Chakudi: Ok, you can have bread butter.

Lali: No, no butter.

Chakudi(angry): Then eat only bread :@

Lali: No bread too :)

Rest all laughed...

Chakudi: Lali, why don't you have a fast today? And tomorrow and this whole week and this whole month and for rest of your life? You'll surely become thinner than Chakli.

Lali: No, I need some amount of food to survive. You see, it’s the calorie you use and burn in your work. Like, if I am teaching, my calorie consumption is 180 per hour. If you are sleeping, then also you are consuming 54 calori/hour. To compensate them...

Chakudi(in mind): Why did I ask her...

Lali(continuing): ...I have to have some calories , from fruits you generally get 100. So...

Chashmish (clapping): Great Lali teacher....we'll have your class later, but now we'll have gavar, roti, dal, rice. Decision maker's decision. Chakudi, you can have sandwich tonight or in snacks. No arguments. Let’s go for cooking.

All of them entered into kitchen. The kitchen was as huge as to accomodate all of them. There were lots of cupboards to fit different kinds of utensils. There was a large basin at the end of black granite platform. At the other end, there was one big 'matlu'. There was a huge cupboard just for snacks. There was a big double-door fridge full of chocolates and ice-cream, microwave and exhaust fan. Neat and clean kitchen which will soon become messier then Chakudi's room :)

Lali: See I want no garbage here and there...

Chakudi: Lali everyday you say, and still it takes another half hour to clean the kitchen...

Lali: Because you ppl don’t know how to use it. Look at me how I work. I keep things at their places after using it.

Ruju: He he he…forget it abt Chashmish coz she doesn’t know where half of the things lies in the kitchen!

Then everybody naturally started their activities as they do in daily routine. Lali started to cut vegetables, Chashmish dal, Ruju rotis, Chakudi rice and Chakli helping them all. Since they had 4 gas stove, they could cook all at once. After that, Lali went to cook dal and sabji(with limited oil of course!), 2 sisters started making rotis, Chashmish started cleaning, Chakli salad and chhas. In half an hour, meal was ready.

Dreams Unlimited - 3

Chashmish: Lali, u liked the tea?

Lali: Yes, it’s nice.

Chakudi: You have no option but to say yes in front of her.

Lali: No it’s really nice.

Chakudi: Where are my cream biscuits?

Chashmish: Cream biscuits with tea? Not a good combination.

Ruju(To Chakudi): She is saying this because she’s finished them all last night. hehehe...

Chashmish(eyeing at Ruju): Shooo shooo chup

Chakudi: What? You ate them all!!! You glutton fatty. Now what do I have with tea? I want my biscuits.... :(

Chashmish: Ruju, can’t you keep any secrets in stomach?

Chakudi: Can’t you keep anything else other than biscuits in your stomach?

Lali (banging her head): Now stop you 2. Chakudi you eat whatever is available and Chashmish will bring another pack today. That's final! No arguments.

Everybody stunned!

Chakli: Now Lali stole Chashmish’s job and has become decision maker. Hehehe...

Ruju(after some silence): What are the plan...

Everybody (in singing tone): WHAT ARE THE PLANS OF TODAYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

Ruju(went red): Don’t pull my legs, I’m seriously asking...

Chashmish: First of all, Chakudi will clean her room, and then will take bath. Then...
Chakudi: I can’t take bath on Sunday and my room is neat and clean...
Chashmish: Ya, with all the things on bed since many days. Next we will make lunch. Next we'll watch some movie, and then we'll have lunch, then sleep...
Ruju(roaring): Hey hey hey...no sleeping ok? If sleeping was the plan, why did u wake us early? Now we won’t let you sleep. And this is usual boring plan, let’s do something else?
Chakudi: Lets go for shopping, movie and take dinner out.
Chakli: Lets go out and explore nature.
Ruju: Lets finish diary's rest of the topics today.
Now everybody looked at Lali for her input.
Lali: I will agree to whatever you ppl decide.
Ruju: Lali, you always agree. Whats your mood today?
Lali: Anything yaar...nothing specific.
Chakudi: A new English movie is released.
Ruju and Chashmish: No English. There's this Hindi movie also, Shahrukh Khan and..
Chakli: No Shahrukh Khan movie...
Lali(thinking internally): Off they go...now this discussion will take another 1 hour, everyday problem.
Thinking this, she slowly went to kitchen and started with kitchen work
Chashmish: See, there's lots of work at home and...
Chakudi: Ok, you do all tht, we 4 will go out.
Ruju: I wanted to finish my novel today...
Chakli: hey me too. Which novel you r reading? you know my novel's story is really interesting and there is a philosophical touch to it is really amazing...
Chakudi and Chashmish(banging their heads): Pls pls, lets discuss the plan and not the novel.
Chashmish: I'm the decision maker and you'll do whatever I tell.
Ruju: Oh cut it off. Tari koi ijjat nathi :D(Nobody respects you at all!) Hey hey hey, how abt going to fun fair? Vacation 200i++?? There's a sale opposite to it. So we can do shopping. We can leave the house at 4, do shopping, take dinner out and come back.

Chashmish: Till that, we'll do household work
Chakudi: Ha baaapaaaaaaaa, we'll do. We'll have something light in lunch.
Chakli: But I can’t sit on rides much.
Chashmish: Are don't worry, Lali will handle you. And there are lots of other things other than rides.
Ruju: So Finally? hash...
Entering all in kitchen. Lalli shocked to hear the plans.
Lali: Only 15 min and you decided? Who has suggested this idea?
Ruju: Me me...you know...source of all good things... :)
Chashmish and Chakudi: Ehu ehu...(coughing)

Lali: I have cleaned up the stuffs.

Chakli: Lali why are you so good? Hey, I didn’t see you eating the breakfast. You took only tea?

Lali: Yeah...

Rujoota: Actually Chashmish finished her low calorie biscuits also last night...ha ha ha...

Chakudi(widening her eyes): You ate those also!!! So, because of you 2 ppl could not do proper breakfast. Seems like all the hunger of the world is filled in your tummy only. Even after eating low calorie, you do not seem to possess any low calorie :@

Chakli (Before 3^rd world war starts): Lali, you could’ve taken something else...

Lali: No yar, there was nothing much to eat.

Chakli: There’s lot of nasta...

Lali: But they are all fried and you know...

Ruju: Chakli, Lali will only have her low calorie stuffs in breakfast, 2 roti without ghee, lil sabji in lunch, fruits in snacks, and some small amount of dinner.

Chashmish: How can you survive Lali! You are great! I’m proud of you! You are inspiring me to start dieting.

Chakudi: Start it as soon as possible, lots of food will be saved for us!

Ruju: I will fully support you Chashmish in dieting.

Chakudi: Yes, she will support you by eating everything that you won’t be eating :D

Chakli: Bussssssssssssssssssssss.............all of you shut your mouth, noise pollution!

Chashmish: Yes, everyday every morning why only me as your victim?? We have lots of other work, first of all, we’ll goto Chakudi’s room for cleanup.

Chakudi: Noooooooooooo, dont enter in my room, you ppl make a mess and I dont find anything there.

Chashmish: Either you clean or we will(then all started towards her room)

Chakudi: I’ll clean, but after sometime...(nobody listened)

Chakudi’s room was like a kid’s room, cartoons and flowers and colors and designs everywhere. Her room was pink and blue in color. Her bed was small in the side of room with bedsheet which had micky mouse and her pillow was like zozo. There were teddy bears of donald duck and micky on her multicolor cupboard which itself had drawings of it. Hanging on the walls were her best drawing framed in fancy gaudy frames. One of which was a cartoon pic of mithu with their sparkling nick names. There was a study table on which she put some show pieces . Her room was the biggest of the house. Her bathroom too has got blue dolphin tiles and blue curtains, with all small cupboards light blue in shape. There was a stylish wacky bathroom shower with special buttons to have different type of water.  It felt like you were in aquarium.

After entering her room, everybody sorted out to place things at their place because nothing was in place. Cloths were lying on bed and it was difficult to fit them in cupboard. Study table was full of colors and papers. Her frog shaped dustbin and dolphin shaped cloth basket was overloading. Even bathroom was overloading with cloths.

Ruju: Why can’t you put these cloths in your cupboard?

Chakudi: Try it yourself. I did, everything rest fell down. There’s no space.

Ruju(angry): How can you say there’s no space! You’ve got the biggest cupboard and a small one of mine too.

Chakudi: All are full.

Ruju: So why in the world you buy these many cloths if you can’t fit them in the house!!! After every alternate week, there’s some new arrival!

Chakudi (looking at Chashmish, winking): That’s a necessity, right Chashmish?;)

Chashmish: Yes dear, of course.

Ruju: What of course??? :@ Now you tell me where we put these cloths?

Chakli: I guess we need to rearrange her whole cupboards and put out the things which she’s not using. Maybe we can donate them.

Ruju: It’ll take hours...

Chashmish: No it’ll not if you stop complaining and we all start working. (Then she starts ordering) Lali, you start cleaning her bathroom. Chakli we’ll start cleaning the bed. Chakudi, you clean those colors on table. Ruju, you start emptying her cupboard. Everybody jet set go...

People started work. As soon as Ruju opened the cupboard...

Chakudi(shouting): NO No noooooooooooooooo donttt

All the things fell down on her head from cupboard and she fell down. People rushed there and put her out of cloths’ & bangles’ luggage.

Ruju(pale angry face): I AM NOT GOING TO DO THIS...

People started laughing internally slowly...

Ruju: You think this is funny???

Now everyone start laughing aloud.

Ruju: Can’t believe this. I’m going. Bbyeeeeeeeeeee. :@

Everybody laughed even more on this. Seeing them, she also starts laughing.

Chakudi(clapping with Chashmish): Good, your efforts are saved now, everything is out of cupboard! Hehehee...

Now ppl back to the work but every now and then they were calling Chakudi for asking, whats this and whats that.