Dreams Unlimited - 8

Ruju: Try giving it to your husband and I will record his face expressions…hey next question will be how many songs need to be renamed in Chakli’s laptop? :D
Chakli: And for you, the first and last question will be how much disk memory you have used in photography and video recording…
Ruju: Ah, because of my video recording hobby, you ppl got mithu video which is getting played all-time in collection room. Remember that day, Chashmish was frustrated and I showed her our old video and she burst into laughter. I am source of all good things, you know…
Chakli: Yeah yeah, I know and because of it, your hard disk is full always and you keep on asking for space in others lappy.
Ruju: You should thank me for that baby. I am planning to create an online backup for it…
Chakli: Infinite online backup is not available dear, and it’s not safe anyways.
Lali(before they start any further ‘computerized’ discussion): Hey, look in the movie, finally heroine realized…
Chakudi(in her mind): Hope it now ends…

She checked how much movie is still left with remote.

Chakudi(dropping her jaw): What? 1 hour of torture still left? Will heroine take 1 hour to tell hero? Had it been in real, hero heroine would have had child till now…uffffffff…

Lali: Heqwwhehe…Easy, easy Chakudi, for you I think we should ask to your to-be husband, “When was the last time you did not shout?”
Chakli: The ans is obvious, never !!! hihihi…
Chakudi: And Lali, for you I think no ques-ans round will be there because you will all the same thing, “I will be comfortable with whatsoever it is…you decide”
Lali: Oh come on…
Chakli: I found another question for “mithu test for Chakudi”. “When was the last time she woke up before 11 o’clock?”
Chakudi: Why should I wake up early if there is no work?
Chashmish(Miss must-wake-up-early rebelled): You must wake up at least at 7am. You get refreshed you know…
Chakudi: I am not a cock like you who wakes up at 5 o’clock to do “Kukdeeeeeeee koooooook” and wake up others too.
Chashmish: Oh and I am not so lazy like you who wakes up at lunch time! Then eat breakfast at lunch time, lunch at snack time, snack at dinner time and dinner at 12 midnight !!!
Chakudi: So be it, that’s my schedule…

Before they go into details, suddenly a sad song started in movie which was hifi classical. Chakli was enjoying the song…

 

Chashmish: Now dnt tell me this is a sad ending movie…

Chakli: All movies do not need to have happy ending, it has to have realistic endings and sometimes sad endings are practical.

Ruju: Ah, forget it, I don’t remember any of your fav movies having happy ending. Hey this can be the next question for ‘mithu test for Chakli’-which is her fav movie that does not have happy ending?

Chakli: And for you, the question will be-which was the last sensible movie you liked not having hathods and masala of Bollywood?
Ruju: Aha, and what will be the question for Chakudi who watches all horrible k-serials too?
Lali: For Chakudi, the question should be – how many times does she watch Rodies and Splitsvilla on m-tv?
Chashmish: And that cloth buying rate question you told for me is also applicable for Chakudi. Whats her cloth buying rate? a) 1 cloth per month…
Lali: Just 1 cloth per month??? Don’t put impossible options!
Chashmish: heheeheh…ok, option a) 10 cloths per month…
Ruju: Just 10 cloth per month??? Don’t put…
Chashmish: Impossible option, yeah right. So maybe we should start with 100 cloths per month…
Chakudi: Hey hey hey, when did I buy 100 cloths per month? You ppl are exaggerating.
Lali: Remember last month you went to that mall almost every week. So next question will be in accordance, how much money does she save after chocolates, ice cream, shopping and movies?
Ruju: That’s easy to answer – 0 rs. Heheheahha
Chakudi: How dare you say that? See I have a lot of balance in my account.
Ruju: Oh really? How much?
Chakudi: Let me see…(after checking her mobile bank-her eyes were widened, she started speaking slowly like a kid) well, see it will not be obviously so big as you ppl.
Ruju: And we are not expecting the same. Tell us, but still, how much?
Chakudi: See, I believe in enjoying life and doing all fun things and that requires lot of investment.
Lali: Yeah yeah, you are the only Ambani of this house :P…Still we have not received any input regarding balance J
Chashmish(understanding why Chakudi was avoiding the ans): Chakudi, I know…(then suddenly started reciting a song) baat jo dil me ho, keh bhi do, keh bhi do…aaaaaaaaaaa(tell me whats there in your heart, Chakli was getting disturbed in her movie)
Chakudi(said slowly, seeing downwards): Its six…ty…four…rs(64 rs)
Rest all: WHAT?
Ruju: You call it a ‘balance’?
Chakli(her concentration from movie is broken again): What what? I wasn’t expecting six thousand four…
Lali: It’s not 6004, its 64…
Chakli: WHAT?
Chashmish(saving Chakudi): See, finally movie got over. I will need some tea.
Ruju: +1
Chakudi: +2
Lali: +3
Ruju: Lali? You and tea? See, Chakli, your movie was head ache to Lali too.
Lali: It was a lil boring Chakli this one…though acting was really good. I think next time its turn of Chashmish for movie.
Chashmish: Hehehe…diplomatic Lali, why don’t you directly tell her that it was the worst movie ever and you won’t be able to bear any of those next time J
Chakli(in her mind): Will put even slower movie next time, let my turn come…

All went for tea, at tea table.

 
Ruju: My God! It’s already 4 noon! You never know when the day gets over. When are leaving for shopping? Which hotel are we going tonight?
Chashmish: Are its only 4, it will be hot outside. We’ll leave at 6.
Chakudi: Nooooooooooo, what the hell are we going to do till then? Pls dnt say that u ppl are going to write diary.
Lali: Anyways, you will take 1 hour to get ready…where are we going for dinner anyways?
Chakudi: Lets go at Dominoz pizza…(looking at diet strict Lali) Lali, you can have pasta.
Ruju: No no, I think you also should not go there, u ppl not do any exercise and eat cheez like anything.
Chashmish: Hey, I go daily for morning walk.
Lali: Slowly doing walk in morning for half an hour is not so great exercise baby. If you really want to do that for exercise purpose, do jogging or …
Chakudi(before any other lecture starts): Ok, ok lets goto…hmmm…goto…hmmm…where…yes, let’s have sizzlers today! I have heard that the Siz hotel is very good, Lali you can have veg salad types sizzlers for you. So done?
All(thumbs up): Done..
Chashmish: I am going to my room, I want to arrange these cloths and..
Chakudi: How many times a day you arrange things in your room?
Ruju: heheheahahha…a) 10 times hahaha b)100 times…heheh c)

Rest all rolled over the floor. After sometime all got together in their ‘collection room’. This room, they have specially designed to hold their artworks. It was like a museum and literally contained historical things which they were collecting from their childhood. Drawings, books, diaries, letters, cards, show-pieces, newly tried recipies, essays, childhood’s books and lot more. It also had lots of things ‘online’ like their glittering names, songs they have sung, music they have created, their pics collages, special emails and pics and other data. There was one big projector which continuously used to play ‘mithu video’ – a beautiful video of theirs which combined all their madness and special pics. The projector was connected to main server computer where they had backup of all their laptops. There were lot of special artwork and frames hanging on the wall. There were 5 mugs which Lali has gifted to everybody. There was a big red wall in which they have written their nick names and other punch lines and notes. One section was only dedicated to painting where they had painter like big stand and brushes and pallate. The painting section contained all variety of colors you can think of. Chakudi used it the most to draw her cartoons. One section in the room was dedicated to writing and reading with connecting door to library. It had all kinds of pens and different kinds of colorful paper with special revolving sofa in front of a big window directed towards their garden. Writer can just sit on the sofa and observe the nature while writing. Next section was ‘best from waste’ which had all other stationary to make beautiful show pieces, candles, teddy bears, flowers, flower vase, boxes. One small section for clothing and stitching with small sewing machine. Another big section was only for music. They bought the best sounding woofers and other mixer instruments like DJ with a mic. They had all the music instruments – drums, guitar, piano, harmonium and what not! Chakli daily used to do practice on harmonium. Another section was filled with all the sports instruments. There was a big cupboard which was used to put their diary pages.The room was filled with happiness and hobbies.

Lali(looking at Chakudi’s latest drawing of cartoon): Its lovely, same as picture. Tell me, its reminding me of that ‘disney hour’ serial I used to watch daily.

Chakudi: Oh yeah, mickey, mini, alladin, Donald…you remember a cartoon called gummy bear? And who can forget that ‘telspan’ with Balluuuuuuuuuuuu…I recently drew Mermaid in my drawing book.
Lali: Hmmm…that’s cool. We have artists in this house- painter, writers…ahhhhaaaaa
Chakudi: Which cartoon character you liked?
Lali: Whatsoever my sis put on channel J Nothing specific.
Chakudi: I think mini mouse is suitable for you – calm and cute.
Lali: Oh! Thanks for the compliment buddy. And what will suite Chakli, Chashmish and Ruju?
Chakudi: Chakli…hmmm…let me think…Donald, nooooo, yes Olive JJJ
Lali: Olive? Whos that?
Chakudi: Are you don’t remember that popye cartoon..(now singing)popeye the sailor man…pieeeep pieeeep. His girlfriend Olive. The one which has the body size like 1 finger.
Lali: Hehehheheha…don’t tell her otherwise Chakli will beat you with her beak and fly from the house.
Chakudi: Olive was like her only. She always used to shout when villain traps her – POPPPPPPPPPEYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE and popeye would say in his typical singing style – Ollllllllllliiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvveee
Lali: Oh yeah yeah I remember! The spinach man and his wire like thin girlfriend…(comparing her with Chakli in her mind) Oh My God! Chakli and Olive…hahahahahah… (Shouting aloud to call Chakli) Hey Chakli, we discovered a new name for you!

Dreams Unlimited - 7

Chakudi: Finally, now let me tell you what will happen. That letter will go to wrong hands-maybe her parents and then they will ask the girl to forget him and they will fix her marriage with villain’s dumb and stupid son, lock her in a room. Hero will come on horse, fight for her with villain. Parents will realize that he is a real hero and happy ending…

Chakli: Oh please, this is not your masala action movie.

Chakudi: Ok, so maybe this letter will go to that other supporting heroine who loves him, she will dream that he also loves her and write him back with acceptance. Hero will dream that actual heroine loves him. There will be a song for their misunderstanding dreams and at the end the supporting heroine will give 'kurbani'(sacrifice) of her love and again happy ending…

Chakli: Nothing like this will happen. Stop predicting common stories.

Chakudi: I am telling you, only this will happen. And if my words come true, will never ever watch your movies.

Lali: Chakudi popat, see that letter finally went to actual heroine only. And now she is shying. Here comes a song…

Chashmish: Pls fast fwd this song at least…I can’t bear this much slow movie. Chakudi you are right, there should be a ban on Chakli’s movie.

Chakli: Hey hey, how can you forget that I have showed you some excellent old movies which you like very much and recite their songs everyday ! And I even liked this movie also, 100 times better that Shahrukh’s dil to pagal hai where his pathetic…

Chashmish: No no no criticism about dil to pagal hai, it is a very good movie and every normal human being likes it.

Ruju: We are diverting from the topic of mithu test. I found a new question: How many liters water has Chashmish already drained out of her tears? a) 10 liter b)

Chashmish(off, they are back again): 100 liter, 1000 and 10000 liter…right? And we will ask this question for Chakli: ‘Which is the oldest movie Chakli has seen?’

Chakudi: No, we should ask, “What was the year when that oldest movie was released? a) 1100 AD b) 1100 BD c)… ”

Lali: Whats this AD and BD?

Chakudi: AD means after the birth of Jesus Crist, when the calendar year actually started, BD means before the birth… means very very old.

Lali: Hehehehe…those days movies didn’t exist in the world honey.

Chakudi: Yeah but who knows, Chakli might have a movie from that time also…old forgotten in history...

Ruju: No, no in Chakli’s ‘mithu test for Chakli’ we should ask, how many rules she has broken?

Chashmish(Thank God the topic was diverted now to Chakli): hehehehehaha. Arre, the answer will be in –ve :D We should ask how many rules she knows…

Chakudi: No no, we should ask how many unknown rules she has self-created? Like, we should talk only about technical topics in lecture, we should eat food only in recess-not even medicine even if we have headache, we should not talk to each-other when we are in the different lab even if sitting opposite to each-other.

Chashmish: Hehaheaheha, we should not leave our lab or classroom during lecture even if teacher allows. :)

Chakli: Jaaaaaaaa, you ppl are good for nothing. I never do these things.

Ruju, Chashmish: Lierrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Chakudi: You do it for yourself and make us follow that too.

Lali: Hehehaha…next question will be how many diary topics she has left half-written?

Ruju: Are Lali, that’s easy to count. Find all the topics of her hand-writing from diary and that’s it. All are incomplete! :D

Chashmish: Hey, next question will be when did she last reply with sms?

Chakudi: The answer is obvious, never :)

Chakli: Bussssssssssssssssss…let me watch the movie now.

Chashmish: Why why? When your turn came, you started watching movie and for me you were suggesting questions, hmmm? No, no, that’s not fair. Our next question will be where is her mobile?

Lali: Actually, where is her mobile? Chakli, where is your mobile?

Chakli: Hmmm, let me see…Last night did I put it at my bed or my cupboard…? I forgot.

Chakudi: Now only her to-be husband can find. :)

Chashmish (angry): How can you forget your mobile? You don’t receive any important calls and if we ask you say ‘I forgot…’. Seriously for you next question should be “What was the last thing you remember?”

Chakli: Are but, why do I need mobile at home? Only you ppl insist otherwise I dnt much care about mobile…

Chashmish: How can you…?

Lali(interrupting): What will be the passing criteria for Chakli?

Ruju: 100% because all questions are easy to answer. Hey, next question will be, “What was the last thing when Chakli gritted her teeth in anger?”

Chakli: And the answer will be right now when slapping all of you.

Chashmish: HE HE HE…Chakli there will be no effect on 60 kg like us with your 30kg weight.

Ruju: Eyyyy, I am not 60kg ok? Hey look, that hero is finally proposing her.

Everybody switched to movie again.

Chakli: You know what, I don’t think in true love anybody needs to propose or something, it’s something that you understand…

Chashmish: Boli boli…Ms Most Unromantic… next question will be “What is the last romantic thing which she supported?” and what is the definition of true love for Chakli.

Ruju: Not true love, Practical love :)

Chakli: Think about it; did our parents ever proposed to each other? You don’t propose doesn’t mean you don’t love.

Chashmish: Ya, but there should always be romance, proposing, making food for them, giving gifts, meeting in secret, giving rose makes us feel special.

Chakli: I think rather than giving cute gifts, they should invest the money for future saving.

Chashmish: Sav kachro kari nakhyo!(Its so aweful) I pity your to-be husband. Hey, I got another question, “What romantic gift will Chakli give to her to-be husband?”

Ruju: A pair of socks :D :D :D

Chakli: Jaaaaaaaaa nakami, that’s a very practical gift because all men loose it and they need it everyday.

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Chashmish (looking at Chakli’s face): Are I don’t remember the old story of Harry Porter also, it will be a ‘hathoda’(hammering on head) for me.

Ruju: It’s just half an hour, and I will tell you the story don’t worry.

They all started watching the movie with Ruju narrating the story and speaking the dialogs. Finally they finished it, with Chashmish half sleeping under her spectacles J Lali politely grabbed her specs.

Lali: I know your trick of sleeping; never wear specs in front of us, ok?

Chashmish: Are yaar, I was about to have a wonderful dream…

Chakli: Now my turn, I will put the next movie.

Then after searching her database of movies from laptop, she finally concluded to a movie called “Dillagi”.

Chakli: This is an off-bit movie which…

Chashmish: Please yaar, I dnt have specs now to sleep while watching your totally unknown and world’s oldest Hindi movie with no interesting hero-heroine.

Chakli: Aree don’t worry, it’s of your type. Simple romantic story. And it has Dharmendra and Hema Malini.

Chakudi: How do you find this type of movies yaar? Do you go to mines and dig them from old lands? Or do you go to museums? I am sure Dharmkaka and Hemakaki themselves must’ve forgotten about this movie.

Chashmish: Seriously dude…We should hack her database and delete all the entries. Lali, I am warning you, if this movie is boring, I will sleep right here, right now.

Lali: Ok ok…

The movie started. As expected, it was very slow love story. Chakli was enjoying and the rests were cursing her…After sometime a scene came when hero is thinking about heroine.

Chashmish: Baaaaaaaaaaaappaaaaaaaa, only to give one small rose, why is he thinking so much?

Chakli: This is old movie. In those days, the movies were like this only.

Chashmish: I won’t bear this if this happens to me. I won’t be waiting for his rose. I will directly tell him on the face that I love him…now the world is of first come, first served. J

Ruju: Correct, who knows if we don’t tell him on time, he will go somewhere else.

Chakudi: Speedy spiderman Chashmish, before you go ahead for proposing at least ask if he has got any girlfriend already. J

Ruju: She will be knowing that already, but Chashmish before you proceed, you have to let him meet us, we will decide whether he’s ok for you or not.

Chashmish: Nooooooooooo, if he will meet you, he will never say yes. He will not able to bear your screaming and ‘masti’. He will think, “If I say yes, I have to meet these ‘khunkhar’(dangerous) girls regularly and they will not leave any point in making fun of me.” hehehe

Ruju: See, he won’t mind screaming as he will be already habituated to your large laughter. But we will mind if he doesn’t pass the ‘mithu test for Chashmish’, right Chakudi?

Chashmish: And what will be ‘mithu test for Chashmish’ ?

Ruju: Remember once we decided, that anybody’s to-be husband needs to pass mithu test. In which he has to stay with us for whole day without losing his mental stability J

Lali: He…he…he…that is impossible. Chashmish, do you think we will get married ever with this test?

Chakudi: If bearing Chashmish for whole life without being mental is possible for him, then this will be a very small test….hahahaha

All were laughing, only Chakli was watching movie now.

Chakudi: And seeing this, we have thought of ‘mithu test’ revised version 1.2  for each of us.J For Chashmish, we will ask some interview question.

Ruju: Yes, he has to clear all the rounds-technical, HR, MR …then only he will get good package…hehehe

Lali: ha ha ha…good idea…so what are the questions?

Ruju: First and foremost, he has to tell us all 1000000000000000 names of Chashmish :D

All lauged….Chakli was also taking interest now.

Chakli: hihihi…And what if he could tell us only 50?

Chakudi: Arreee, don’t worry, we have a passing criteria. 50% J

Chashmish: Bus havve, Chaku. Why are you all making me the target?

Lali: You only say, “Mane jaldi jaldi koi shodhi apo ne…”(Please find somebody for me quickly.)

Chashmish: So, that doesn’t mean you will harass him so much that he will never come back and I have to say, “Mane jaldi jaldi pelo pachho shodhi apo”(Please find that guy for me again.) hahahehehe

Chakli: hahaha…what would be the next question?

Lali: heheh…we may ask about a particular date…like when did they meet for the first time.

Chakli: That would be easy to tell. Maybe we can ask about time in HH:MM:SS:MS format including mili seconds.

Chashmish (not able to control her laughter): he..he…hehehe….Aye, you watch movie…

Lali: And next question will be how many email accounts does she possess with their names…

Chashmish (laughing even harder on this): Lali….bus haaaaaaaaaaaveeeee

Ruju: Yes, next question will be how many things Chashmish has forgotten in her entire life and what were they? :D

Chakudi: And next will be, how many hours does she sleep?

Lali: Next will be, how many things can she find successfully without anybody’s help in the kitchen?

People were rolling over the floor while discussing this.

Chakudi: Next question will be, can she make a simple coffee? And next will be…

Chashmish: hehehahahaha

Chakli: Next will be what does it mean when she say ‘99%’.

Chakudi: Correct, I was about to say this only. And next will be how many times a day she cleans her room? Let him give options for this. a) 12 times b) 120 times c) 1200 times d)12000 times

Chashmish: hehehahahaha

Chakli: hey, we can arrange a KBC like hot seat for him with music. We will give him lifelines also.

Chakudi: Mathu lifeline. Nobody in the world knows these answers except Chashmish. What if he does ‘phone-a-friend’ and calls us only?

Chashmish: hehehahahaha…

Lali: Are we will have audience poll….next question: what is her shopping rate. a) 1 cloth per month b)10 cloth per month c) 100 cloth per month d) none of the above J

Chakli: Lali, this is not CAT or GRE exams where we can have ‘none of the above’

Lali: then d) 1000 cloth per month. And next will be what is the maximum decimal sound does she make while laughing. a) 100db b) 1000db c)10000 db d) 100000 db.

Chashmish: hahehaheha…bussssssssss, now please stop. Hahahahehahaha….(She couldn’t stop laughing herself). Let’s watch the movie. See, finally hero wrote a letter to her.

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Ruju: Lali, sabji smells great! I am already feeling hungry.

Chakli: You'll find it great, even if it’s not anyways. It’s your gavaaaaaaaaaar. Yakk...

Ruju: And you'll find it worst anyways.

Chakli: It is worst. Look at it, how can anybody feel like eating this!

Ruju: It’s what you think. And gavar is very healthy.

Chakli: Karela is also healthy and so is 'kadva limdanu juice'. Why don't you try it then?

Chashmish(in her mind): Tom and Jerry started again!

Ruju: I can try them too, not like you, eating only potatoes and nothing else.

Chakli: Excuse me! I eat gherkins and lady’s fingres too.

Ruju: Wow! You eat in total 3 vegetables!!!! Thats great!

Chakli: I eat them all...

Lali(head aching): Enough you two. My ears are aching now...pls...We’ll do one thing, we'll give both of you a sword and see who wins.

Ruju: I will win of course.

Chakli: Yeah...anyways you always do ‘gundagardi’.

Ruju: And what will you say to Chashmish and Chakudi? You find them lesser gundis?

Chakudi: From where the hell we came into picture? We are nice, elegant, modest, sweet ladies. What say Chashmish?

Chashmish: Exactly dear. See in our team only Chakli and Lali are 'talkative', 'shouting', 'gundis', 'sleepers', 'rakhdu' and 'udau'. We are very straight. hehehehe....right Chakudi?

Chakudi: Yes of course? Did you ever hear Chashmish laugh aloud or me shouting?

Lali: No, because u ppl are so high pitched that we can’t hear anything else!!!

Chakudi: This was a BIG TAUNT, Chashmish. I can’t bear anymore to stay here.

Chakli: Ok, leave. Our ears will live long.

Chakudi: Nooooooooooooooo.........I'l leave at once. Chashmish, come with me now.

Chashmish: Yupp dear, we'll go. Let’s eat first.

Chakudi(popat): Bhukhhad, glutton, always waiting for food and finishing others too.
Lali(as always banging her head): Stooooooooooooooopppp pleaaaaaassssssssssssss. Let’s have lunch.

Then they all started to put plates and all on the dining table. Chakudi went to tv and put m-tv. All started shouting at her to change the channel. Anyways never ever in the life, their taste will match in tv. Finally they all hang up.

Ruju: Let’s try this one. Each sunday per head's choice. Today Lali will choose what to see.

Lali: I dnt mind in anything...

Chashmish: No no, today you'll have to put only. Every time you say this.

After lots of searching, Lali put a Shahrukh's old movie.

Chakli (in her mind): No good food, no good show to make me eat this too!

Everybody started eating.

Chakudi(ehhu ehhu...cough): Who made this dal? Why so much chilli?

Ruju: ‘Tikha khana tikhi ladkio ke liye hai, mithe budhdhuo ke liye nahi.’(A dialog from a movie)

Chakli: No pls, no masala mv dialogs.

Ruju: Now Chakudi will start eating mirchis, right?

Lali: Oye Chakli, Serita was asking for your phone number.

Serita was their common friend who was always the hot topic for both of them(and for boys too :P)

Chakli(dropping her half eaten bite in dish): What? Why?

Lali: Dnt know. I asked her. She said she has some personal work…

Ruju(singing..): All the beeeeeeeesttttttttttttt, allllllll the bestttttttttttttttt…

Chakli: You gave my number?

Lali: No re. But sure, she’ll ask again.

Chakli: Yes yes, I remember, Monty was telling me the other day that Serita has suddenly called him up. But he couldn’t talk with her much. Sure this must be for my phone number.

Chashmish: Ms Detective has come to conclusion! hehehe…but why Serita will need ur no?

Lali: Are u can’t say anything in her case, if she wants ur number, she’ll get it anyhow. She will make me bang my head.

Ruju: You always do that Lali…(started mimicking Lali style head banging)

Lali(angry expressions with red nose): You want me to bang on ur head too?

Chakli: But why in the world Serita will want My number? I hardly talked with her in school. She never called me in the school…

Lali: She said “some personal work”. You know what I think; she must have wanted some boy’s number from ur class…

Chakli: But she can easily get it from other friends, why me??

Lali: She might be having some medical work with ur parents.

Chakli: But that she could’ve told u na…personal work means what…???

Chashmish: Ms Detective from Special Squad! Why don’t you call her up and ask her rather than doing so much analysis?

Chakli: No no no…If I’ll call her, she’ll stick with me like chewing gum.

Lali: Yeah…she’s like that only. She always used to come to my house and waste my time for taking notes and this and that. She was expecting me to be free for her every time!

Chakli: Yes, I know…

Chakudi(talking with Chashmish silently): So you could not stop 'Serita Puran(epic)' this time too..:)

Chakli(continuing): Once she broke up one pair in my class.

Lali: Are she has broken so many from our class. Her current boyfriend had a previous girlfriend and she tried so hard to break the pair so that he mingles with her…worse than K-serial vamps.

Chakli: Yeah, she did the same in my class too. She tried her hands on Monty also. She started pulling his legs with anybody in the class and…

Chakudi(silently with Chashmish): Lets go and have some sleep…:P

Chakudi and Chashmish both stood up secretly and went in Lali's room for sleeping after lunch. Nobody noticed. When they were fast asleep, they heard a roaring sound and suddenly woke up!

Ruju: You are not going to sleep ok? WAKE UP RIGHT NOW.

Chashmish: Oh! My God! Can't you shout lesser? I was having a beautiful dream.

Ruju: Now you'll have nightmares too! Come on wake up u 2. Chashmish at least you have no rights to sleep, u slept at 10 o'clock last night.

Chashmish: But I woke up at 6.

Ruju: So did we. Come on, no sleeping.

Chakudi(half asleep): Who is the animal making noise?

Ruju became angrier. She fetched their blankets, opened the doors, closed the fans and one by one took each of them to drawing room.

Chashmish(crying): Mummy....I want to sleep....somebody pls help...

Lali: Let them sleep na...

Chashmish: Thank you Lali. Nobody can deny Lali's order. Here I go....

Ruju: No means No.

Chashmish: What do we do?

Ruju: Lots of work. First and foremost-your 'home tasks'. We have lots of movies to finish, we have diary pages to arrange and arrange the collections, we need to format ur laptop for the nth time and...

Chakli: Ok, ok, we got it. They won't sleep, we'll watch movie fine?

Chakudi(still half a sleep): But...

Chakli: Come on, everyday we all are busy in work and don't get time.

Chashmish and Chakudi: Ok... :(

Lali: Which movie?

Chakli: Some old one...

Chakudi: Some new one...

Chashmish: Hum apke hai kaun type one...

Ruju: Masala one...

Chakli: Some science fiction...

Chakudi: Some Dracula ghost kind...

Chashmish: Some love story...

Ruju: Some good suspense or drama...

All were shouting their own choices.

Lali: So million dollar question is which movie. And answer is, the one which we left half seen last time. I guess it was Harry Potter 5th part, isnt it?

Ruju: Yippppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee................Lali I love you for this ....ting tidingggggggggggggggg...

Chakli : But it’s so kiddish Harry Potter, why dnt we go for...?

Lali: We'll go for ur choice after this gets over.

Chakli(in her mind): I haven't got anything good today :@

Dreams Unlimited - 4

Ruju: Chakudi, what are these keys?

Chakudi(seeing them, jogging her memory): This is...hmmm...this is...(eyes widening) this is that keyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Ruju: Which is whaaaaaaaaaat keyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Chakudi: These are keys of my cupboard.

Chakli: What? You were not locking your cupboards???

Chakudi: Actually they were lost, I tried to find out but...

Chakli: But where are your duplicate keys?

Chakudi: These are duplicates only.... he he he...

Everybody started laughing...

Chakli: You lost duplicate too?? So you still don’t have originals?

Chakudi: We might find out soon... :P

Lali: Chakudi, why so many boxes of shampoo and face wash are empty here?

Chakudi: Simple Lali, because I’ve used them...

Lali: I know that! But you didn’t put them in dustbin? (Then she looked at overloading dustbin) Ok ok, I got it...

She took the dustbin for throwing waste out (thinking throwing Chakudi out too!) and then cleaned all extra things from bathroom.

Ruju: Hey everybody, come here, look what I found out! Chakudi wrote diary pages!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chashmish(jumped): What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Then she grabbed them from her hands and started reading aloud)

Chakudi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You can’t read them. They are still not complete.

Chashmish: Date written is...6 months back. You started writing 6 months back and still uncompleted?

Chakli : Its ok Chashmish. I sometimes complete some topics after a year. The key point is don’t write the date.. So nobody will know when you started it. That’s what i do every time. He he...
Chashmish : So that’s why you don’t write dates. Now I got it. Chakli from now onwards I want each and every page written by you MUST contain a date and page number. Is that clear? Why don’t you understand that we face so many problems in arranging one page after the other.
Chakli : But at least I write! Lali doesn’t even do that.
Lali : What should I write? I dnt find any topic...
Ruju: What ra? There are lots of topics to write; our birthdays, your college, your friends, our madness in this house.
Chakudi : Hey hey he, you people are mad, I am a very good girl ;)
Chashmish : You and good!!!.... Ha ha ha..
Chakli : We all are diverting from main point. We are yet to read Chakudi’s diary pages.
Chakudi : I will not let anybody read till I finish it.
Ruju : When will you finish it? In next 6 months?
Lali : Leave it yaar, Chaku, finish it quickly hmmm…
Ruju : I want to get this finished tonight itself! Chaku start writing now only.
Chashmish : You said as if she will follow you. See for diary writing you need proper arrangement, proper mood and atmosphere.
Chakli : Correct!
Ruju: Ya ya you will obviously support her, after all you are also sailing on the same boat!

Lali: Ok ok…lets concentrate on work please…
Chashmish(in Ruju’s ears): When did Lali become inline function? :) 

Again everybody started working...

Chakli: My God! I'm tired of collecting cloths and arranging them. You seem to be possessing infinite cloths. From every hook and corner of your room, I'm finding only cloths and cloths.
Chashmish (yawning...): Think abt me dear. Since last half an hour I'm ironing...my back is aching now...Chakudi this is not done...
Ruju(again found something from cupboard): Chakudi...this is...
Lali(jumped): This is my kurti!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But how come...wait a min...it’s the one which I gave to Chakudi 2 months back. My God! I've been finding this since ages.
Chakudi: Finally your wait period is over Lali :P
Lali: I asked you so many time to give it back but you never replied. Then I thought I must've misplaced it. My God! Such a costly kurti now in a worst condition. Why are these stains here? You daily feed this kurti or what?
Chakudi(in eye-contact of Chashmish): Actually Lali, I got it stained in party and thought you would be angry seeing it like this. So...
Lali(now actually becoming lal lal): And till then it’s like this only!!! How can you...?
Chashmish: Are dnt worry Lali, we'll give it to laundry today only.
Lali calmed down a bit. Chakudi offering her thanks by eyes. And they all started working. Slowly they tried winding up the work leaving all the waste on the floor.
Chakudi: Maid came today? Who'll clean this now?
Chashmish: Yupp, when you ppl were dreaming in morning.
Lali: See, we all have taken bath, only u r left. So...
Chakudi: So? So what? I'm not going to sweep this mess ok? You ppl wanted to clean the room, you do.
Ruju: Now we are going down. We are tired. You sweep this up, after all you'll be sleeping here tonight, not we. So either you do or nobody will. Better take bath too.
Chakudi(yelling): Chashmishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Chashmish: Ya dear, I'll be here, dnt worry. (Saying this she sat on bed with everybody)
Chakudi: You are not here just to sit. Do smthing.
Chashmish: Yupp doing. Supervising you :)

Rest all: Hehehe...

Lali: What abt lunch?

Chakli: Whose turn is it?

Mithu has given turns to all the vegetables and everybody had to eat whomsoever’s turn is there in sabji. This is because half of the people disliked every vegetable and rest half could not get chance to eat them. There was always a debate on what to cook. And all ended up eating potatos so clever mithu finally decided to buy each vegetable available in market and give them turns and cook one by one.

Lali: Only ‘gavar’ is there in fridge.

Both Vidhi’s mouth fell on “gavar” and Ruju jumped...

Ruju: Gavaaaaaaaaaaaaaar.............yipppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Cook double for me.

Chakli : And dont consider me. I hate it.
Chashmish : Are but what is the problem with ‘gavar’?
Chakli : It looks like the meal of a goat like grass!
Chakudi : You mean Ruju is a goat? Hehehe…
Ruju : Eh…you always have problems with every vegetable.
Chashmish : Correct!
Chakli : I dnt have problem with every vegetable, but only few of them.
Ruju : Only we know how long is your ‘few of them?’
Lali : Ok ok..now easy.
Chashmish : Everybody has to eat everything-it is a rule.
Chakli : Ok, will have it :(

Chakudi: Noooooooooooo, we'll have cheez sandwich and coke today.

Lali: No. No cheez.

Chakudi: Ok, you can have bread butter.

Lali: No, no butter.

Chakudi(angry): Then eat only bread :@

Lali: No bread too :)

Rest all laughed...

Chakudi: Lali, why don't you have a fast today? And tomorrow and this whole week and this whole month and for rest of your life? You'll surely become thinner than Chakli.

Lali: No, I need some amount of food to survive. You see, it’s the calorie you use and burn in your work. Like, if I am teaching, my calorie consumption is 180 per hour. If you are sleeping, then also you are consuming 54 calori/hour. To compensate them...

Chakudi(in mind): Why did I ask her...

Lali(continuing): ...I have to have some calories , from fruits you generally get 100. So...

Chashmish (clapping): Great Lali teacher....we'll have your class later, but now we'll have gavar, roti, dal, rice. Decision maker's decision. Chakudi, you can have sandwich tonight or in snacks. No arguments. Let’s go for cooking.

All of them entered into kitchen. The kitchen was as huge as to accomodate all of them. There were lots of cupboards to fit different kinds of utensils. There was a large basin at the end of black granite platform. At the other end, there was one big 'matlu'. There was a huge cupboard just for snacks. There was a big double-door fridge full of chocolates and ice-cream, microwave and exhaust fan. Neat and clean kitchen which will soon become messier then Chakudi's room :)

Lali: See I want no garbage here and there...

Chakudi: Lali everyday you say, and still it takes another half hour to clean the kitchen...

Lali: Because you ppl don’t know how to use it. Look at me how I work. I keep things at their places after using it.

Ruju: He he he…forget it abt Chashmish coz she doesn’t know where half of the things lies in the kitchen!

Then everybody naturally started their activities as they do in daily routine. Lali started to cut vegetables, Chashmish dal, Ruju rotis, Chakudi rice and Chakli helping them all. Since they had 4 gas stove, they could cook all at once. After that, Lali went to cook dal and sabji(with limited oil of course!), 2 sisters started making rotis, Chashmish started cleaning, Chakli salad and chhas. In half an hour, meal was ready.